Selling stuff like this is why Urban Outfitters isn't doing too hot....

 Sometimes you find the most random of things in the weirdest of places. I went looking for a flask on Urban Outfitters just now - I have this beautiful idea to make my own coffee and walk to work with it and blah, blah, blah....but I came across these weird items.....

Behold the mustache box above.....

 The ashtray shaped like a dog maybe? That for some reason they have named Meatloaf?

Or prehaps a clip on mullet is more your style? Whichever and whatever seems to go here! I was shocked to see that they are charging £8 for the clip on mullet which seems a little steep...